ProfessorChaos22's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic Boom Cannon]

Not a huge fan

First the things that annoyed me. I am not a know it all, but it doesn't take one to realize the distance measurements are flawed. I shot at very low power once, sonic went about 3 screen inches and it said I went 192 meters. That means sonic is about 50 meters tall. It's not a huge problem, but I would rather have a lower more realistic number like 100 rather than 2,345m. The music, oh god that got annoying. Bad bad bad. Made me want to quit early. And the game was really boring and repetitive in my opinion.
The good things are graphics, it was fun for a little while. And the choice of levels and charactors were really cool, something kitty cannon didn't have.
Overall this game was ok, please change that music for the next one, please.

[Pico Roulette]

Boring

This was very boring, no fun at all. The violence and graphics were cool, but I felt that was the only part that I liked. Make something a little more interesting besides rock paper scissors!

[Krazy Kar]

*yawn*

Whether or not it's randomly generated, it's boring. I couldn't even finish the first level, you lost my attention. This game was not much fun at all, maybe to you and some others, but not me. And I really couldn't care less about graphics, it's about gameplay, and this game is boring.

[Shadow Factory]

Major Problems

This game has major problems.
1. You die too easily. Once you flip over you're done, and that is way too easy!
2. It's a very akward game to play, to sensitive.
3. No music, now I know the SXbeetle has a damn radio!
My main issue is problems #1 and #2. I got tired of it after a few tries. Make it so you can flip yourself over, you'll keep peoples attention spans longer!

[the Kill Kar]

could do better

This game was kind of boring and senseless. I thought it would be more like GTA I, but instead it wasn't much fun at all. Entertaining for about 1 minute, now I want to do something else.
VOTED 2/5

[Multiplayer Momentum]

It's ok

This game is not for braindead high schoolers looking for violence and mind numbing activity, although I do like those kind of games too, this one is different. But the questions I felt were pretty lop sided, meaning some were easy and some were too damn hard in the same level. You should have difficulty settings, and the multiplayer requires you sign up. Level one should be easy stuff like on who wants to be a millionare, and then gradually get harder. Don't start out with stuff not many people know. Just a tip.

[IndestructoTank!]

Sweet

I must say at first I did not like this game. But once you start playing and getting more units in it was pretty fun. It didn't get very challenging until later in the game when a huge amount of points were required. My highest combo was 41 hits, then I almost ran out of time. Does this game end, or is it impossible? Anyways, this was fun!

[Tower's Tactics: Throne]

*yawn*

Now this was more of a glamour game than a functional one in my opinion. The cinematics, in my opinion, promised more of a game than the one I found. Don't get me wrong, it was ok. Just really slow, unlike real battles. The cinematics were awesome, but the gameplay was rather slow and boring. And only 3 units to start? How do you win battles with 3 people? That's more like a fight at a party. You know Age of Empires? Maybe a line of archers and a unit of infantry would make it a little more interesting. Excellent effort though, I would like to see some improvements in the near future!

[Portal Puncher]

No good

This game is not fun. I got bored after a record 3 seconds. This needs to be taken off, it is a waste of space. I am a very honest reviewer, and honestly this game sucks. It's not even a game, it's a pathetic excuse for a novelty screensaver at best. I understand it is old, but even if it was made in 1980 it still would suck.

[Lunar Lander!]

its ok

It's a little unfair sometimes. I made a perfect landing on level 4 and it still said I crashed. Not cool. It's a little buggy and it reminds me of an Atari game that flopped. Make it a little more leanient and not so "sensitive" and maybe thow in some other power ups like side thrusters or something. Needs some work.